Overdue

I am now officially overdue. And I am NOT happy about it. You would think bowling on Saturday would have accomplished something, but no. Although I did do a phenomenally crappy job of bowling, even for me. And then there was playing darts tonight. That accomplished nothing either, although I am getting somewhat better. (Of course, once the kid comes out I will have to relearn it all over again because my balance will be completely different). My cousin called me a couple days ago when I was half asleep and asked me to babysit today, and I accidentally said I would. What idiot agrees to babysit for two kids under 5 on her due date? Anyway, the three year old asked me why I had such a big stomach, and when I said it was because there was a baby in it, she said "you're not supposed to eat babies". Ah...from the mouths of infants.